Okay I'm sorry time for some teenage pop culture driven ranting.
Spiderman sucked! Sorry to burst your bubble people but it did not rock in anyway.
Reasons as followed
Character/Casting
Okay who the hell casted this movie?
Peter--Oh my God who is this idiot and why did they pick him? Firstly I think they totally over did Peter Parker the science geek angle. I mean Parker could have been a little nerd ish but not a weak whimp. In the cartoon Peter is a tall, deep voiced strong man. A force to be reconed with, a strong commanding character. Sadly live action Peter was weak, his voice was like that of a 13 year old boy going through puterty, short, weak actor, and not at all attractive. Through out the movie I kept thinking that Peter looks just like Ed Piplaski. I've taken the liberty of compling a list of better choices
Ben Aflak(my mom who is certified to make this call she has been watching Spiderman with me since the show started)
The dude from Boys and Girls
My fav idea though was Matt Dameon
Mary Jane
Oh crap...well geeze I just didn't like her. Mary Jane in the cartoon was also a strong chacrater a force to be delt with. From her, "Hey Tiger" and just flat out spunky attitude (I loved her!). The MJ of Live action was...well the typical pretty chick the geek falls for and then needs rescuing every 2 seconds. All the women that could fit this postion wouldn't look nice with that aweful red hair.
Goblin
That you GOD a strong actor! This Man moved the story with out him I would have fallen asleep. Acting as to characters at once one evil and strong the other timid and submisive is no easy task. Perfect performance. He was what made me stay in Spiderman and not sneak into Scorpion King.
Costumes
These were all good except MJ's(except for this one red dress) and Peters. MJ had on the lowest possible low cut shirts the were mid drift revealing and I have no problem with that excepte I didn't neet to see her underwear for a good 10 minutes of the movie. Then there's this one rain scene...lets just say everyone in the movie thearter knew that MJ was cold. Peter...well Peter needed some freakin' color! all he wore was Blue or Black and everything was baggy so if he had a build there was no way of knowing it.
Sequence
Oh man this was okay but Parker's background info took forever to end. Then there's the wresteling thing, Parker was doing that to help his aunt and uncle in the cartoon not in the flick oh no he was doing it to get a car to impress MJ. I think they should have had I don't know Peter at 25 not like 18. More mature and aquianted with his powers and done all the BG through Flashbacks.
Well that's enoguh of that I was not at all happy with this...then again X-men didn't do so good in my rating either...or Tomb Raider....Street Fighter did though. Oh well I'm dissatisfied. So I'm leaving. Later
Spiderman sucked! Sorry to burst your bubble people but it did not rock in anyway.
Reasons as followed
Character/Casting
Okay who the hell casted this movie?
Peter--Oh my God who is this idiot and why did they pick him? Firstly I think they totally over did Peter Parker the science geek angle. I mean Parker could have been a little nerd ish but not a weak whimp. In the cartoon Peter is a tall, deep voiced strong man. A force to be reconed with, a strong commanding character. Sadly live action Peter was weak, his voice was like that of a 13 year old boy going through puterty, short, weak actor, and not at all attractive. Through out the movie I kept thinking that Peter looks just like Ed Piplaski. I've taken the liberty of compling a list of better choices
Ben Aflak(my mom who is certified to make this call she has been watching Spiderman with me since the show started)
The dude from Boys and Girls
My fav idea though was Matt Dameon
Mary Jane
Oh crap...well geeze I just didn't like her. Mary Jane in the cartoon was also a strong chacrater a force to be delt with. From her, "Hey Tiger" and just flat out spunky attitude (I loved her!). The MJ of Live action was...well the typical pretty chick the geek falls for and then needs rescuing every 2 seconds. All the women that could fit this postion wouldn't look nice with that aweful red hair.
Goblin
That you GOD a strong actor! This Man moved the story with out him I would have fallen asleep. Acting as to characters at once one evil and strong the other timid and submisive is no easy task. Perfect performance. He was what made me stay in Spiderman and not sneak into Scorpion King.
Costumes
These were all good except MJ's(except for this one red dress) and Peters. MJ had on the lowest possible low cut shirts the were mid drift revealing and I have no problem with that excepte I didn't neet to see her underwear for a good 10 minutes of the movie. Then there's this one rain scene...lets just say everyone in the movie thearter knew that MJ was cold. Peter...well Peter needed some freakin' color! all he wore was Blue or Black and everything was baggy so if he had a build there was no way of knowing it.
Sequence
Oh man this was okay but Parker's background info took forever to end. Then there's the wresteling thing, Parker was doing that to help his aunt and uncle in the cartoon not in the flick oh no he was doing it to get a car to impress MJ. I think they should have had I don't know Peter at 25 not like 18. More mature and aquianted with his powers and done all the BG through Flashbacks.
Well that's enoguh of that I was not at all happy with this...then again X-men didn't do so good in my rating either...or Tomb Raider....Street Fighter did though. Oh well I'm dissatisfied. So I'm leaving. Later
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